Carpet Cleaners Should Come With Each Baby...

After an incident this morning I have had many ideas regarding this subject. (See picture below) 

(What I found when getting out of the shower this morning)

Thought #1...
Ya know we have these wonderful joyous events called "Baby Showers". These are fantastic and fun events where the parents are gifted with many adorable items for their soon to be born little adorable terrors.... oops I mean babies! ;) We as the friend's of the said parents-to-be get them cute little outfits, stuffed animals and many other fun items. WHY on earth don't we start pitching in like good friends should and get these new parents-to-be something they are REALLY going to need??? A CARPET CLEANER!!!

Next thought.....

We have Carpet cleaner made specifically for pets. This is great and I personally use it far more often then I would like to admit. HOWEVER! Some genius really needs to come up with a carpet cleaner specifically formulated for infants and toddlers. Ya know something that can treat spilled and smeared butt cream, splattered baby food, ground in sunscreen and tossed baby powder! (Can I hear an AMEN)

I should market this ^ !!!

Also......

Our intelligent Pediatricians recommend soooo many things for us. From baby formula, to thermometers, bottles, shoes, car seats and cough medicine. Why oh why don't they recommend you get a carpet cleaner at your first infant check up! I can hear it now......

"Well hello Mr. and Mrs. _______ I see here you have a healthy baby ____. Your beautiful baby is healthy and looking great. Now here is a list of carpet cleaners I recommend you go out and purchase....ASAP" 

That'll be the day! 

And my last but not least thought on this subject....

For every baby born the hospital should give you on your way out of the hospital door a carpet cleaner! They could get a wonderful contract with oh say Bissell or Hoover. :) Seriously this is a must! :) 

Ok now that I have efficiently made myself laugh! I hope you got a chuckle out of this too! :) 

Have an awesome and carpet-incident free day!